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if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man

me at the store: do i want some snacks? nah it's ok

me at home: past me was a fucking dumbass

person: you’re pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

me: *mocks parents for not understanding technology*

me: *has to google how to cook an egg*

“Be with someone who makes your Mondays feel like Fridays.”

— 3 am thoughts (via suspend)

bae: come over

me: do you have food

bae: my parents aren't home

me: are they coming back with food

my heart says yes but my mom says no